The floodgates have opened. No end of marketing types are getting in on the author services act. One common promise is to show you how to write a book. Oh, and don’t worry—it’s easy peasy and really quick. You can do it in a week, heck sometimes even a weekend!
Twenty-five years into a professional writing career I’m in awe of anyone who can do that. When I decided to write my e-book (What’s Stopping You?), I thought—because it was going to be short, snappy, and be based on content I could write in my sleep—that a weekend would do it. Six weeks later I was finally willing to put my name to that e-book. Why take so long? Because my professional reputation, let alone having pride in my work, is too precious to risk by writing something not good.
“Good writing doesn’t come naturally, though most people seem to think it does.” ~ William Zinsser, On Writing Well
Think you can write something in a weekend? So did one aspiring author I spoke with recently. She ended up spending thousands of dollars on a program that promised she’d have a book completed in a weekend. And that was after several months of telephone group coaching to lay down the scope and structure. The result?
“I ended up with 63 pages of content which I realized, for the book to be something I’d be proud of, I’d have to re-do. That felt bigger than writing it from scratch. That’s where I got stuck.”
Let’s call her Margaret. Here’s her story:
Liz: What attracted you to this program in the first place?
Margaret: The marketing copy was really compelling. It convinced me this was achievable. And there were all these testimonials on the webpage by authors who said how wonderful it was to have a book published. Even though the cost of the program was high, they promised that writing my book would be easy and quick.
Liz: So you ended up with 63 pages of content you’ve never turned into a book. What was the biggest challenge you faced?
Margaret: After the group coaching, when we had our structure done, we attended a weekend workshop. Each author was given a recording device and told to speak their book into it. That recording was transcribed and the result was supposed to be your book. It seemed to work for a few people. But I couldn’t “write” by speaking off the cuff into a machine. For my writing to be any good I have to think through everything and go over it several times. I shared my concerns with the people running the program beforehand and was told, “Don’t worry, the book will write itself.” But being in a room, speaking into a microphone and trying to make my thoughts sound coherent was torture for me.
Liz: How good was that transcribed manuscript?
Margaret: I couldn’t stand reading it. Only a few parts of it worked. It had felt so much harder to go back and try and make it a good read. So I just gave up on it.
Liz: Some of your fellow participants did get their books published, though, didn’t they? Well, self-published at least.
Margaret: I saw some of them, from previous authors. Some were ok, but some were embarrassing. Spelling errors, cheesy covers, bad writing. I wasn’t doing this just to become a speaker or to have a calling card; a throwaway. Maybe these kinds of books are fine for some folks, but I wanted to contribute something of value to readers and to the world.
Liz: Do you still believe anyone can write a book in a weekend?
Margaret: Of course. Just like you can lose 10lbs in a weekend if you really set your mind to it. But that doesn’t mean the weight will stay off. And if a shallow, simplistic way of getting something finished just so you can say you’ve written a book is what you want, then these programs exist to help you. But if you want to write a quality book that will make a difference and leave you feeling you’ve contributed something good, this is not the way to do it.
Liz: I know you lost a lot of money on this. Did you complain or ask for any of it back?
Margaret: No. Because they delivered exactly what they said they would. The problem was, I bought into the hype. They didn’t promise I was going to produce a well-written book, a quality book that would draw people in and make a difference in their lives. It was more about being able to say you’ve written a book so you can call yourself an expert and get people to pay you for consulting or coaching.
Liz: Thanks for sharing your experience.
Books don’t write themselves and they don’t appear without considerable thought, skill, and dedication. I’ll leave you with a final quote from William Zinsser’s On Writing Well. Plus my own thought that maybe we should have another noun to describe the 100-page, speedily-written marketing documents that people are calling books nowadays. Suggestions, anyone?
Nobody told all the new computer writers that the essence of writing is rewriting. Just because they’re writing fluently doesn’t mean they’re writing well.


